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Climbed over a wall and ended up in a kindergarden

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Apr 5th, 2012 at 4:36pm 0 comments

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Threw my skateboard out of the window from the third floor

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Apr 5th, 2012 at 4:36pm 0 comments

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Ripped some choice pages out of a library book

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Apr 5th, 2012 at 4:36pm 0 comments

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playing bingo and repeatedly ran up to the front claiming victory

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Mar 9th, 2012 at 1:37pm 0 comments

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Dropped my glove on the field during a tigers game

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Mar 9th, 2012 at 1:36pm 0 comments

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Jumped off a balcony at a rock concert and landed on a security guard.

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Mar 9th, 2012 at 1:36pm 0 comments

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Mooned a group of asians in the library at 11 pm.

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Dec 9th, 2011 at 2:21pm 0 comments

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bought 1.5 liters of brutal chinese rice liquor from a shop near my apartment in beijing

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Sep 27th, 2011 at 5:03pm 0 comments

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smelled my dad's ass while in line at a bank, and announced loudly "i'm smelling your bum, dad"

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Sep 26th, 2011 at 10:21am 0 comments

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Posed as a train engineer NOT on halloween, and my dad took a picture of me with one foot up on a handrail

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Sep 26th, 2011 at 10:21am 0 comments

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